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You clicked on the About Me tab but if I decided to tell you all about me (David Brent) it would take more than just a page on a website yeah so.It would probably take the entire billions of pages on the World Wide Web yeah, because I have lived an interesting and eventful life so far and I am only in my thirties, so I am going to use this page to tell you: "What I can do for your next event" yeahMy manager and many top companies, entertainment and lookalike agents use me for my 30 - 40 minute stand up act with a little bit of audience participation. I walk into the room to the sound of "Hand Bags & Glad Rags" which is the title song to "the office", I take the stage and start my act which consists of the Brent style - 'SIMPLY THE BEST' spoof Motivational Speech, then I open up the floor for a Q & A session having already planted a couple of hilarious questions in the audience. Because I am a trained actor and ad-libber I come back with some "Brilliant" one liners that will have your guests cracking up for a long time after. (just have a look at my Testimonials, yes I did say Testimonials) After all this the fun continues with my unique brand of comedic entertainment and the laughs flow on as I do the famous "Flash Dance Fused with MC Hammer S**t" Dance. All my material can be personalised to your company and many people want to get me to mention their colleagues in the office with a little funny comment of something that has happened to them in the past. What else do companies and private clients get me involved in I hear you say.... AFTER DINNER SPEAKING - Ricky probably wouldn't do it, plus he is very expensive, however, I look and sound exactly like him and deliver my comedy speech like he would, so don't accept (other) imitations yeah just get me in, Ricky says I am "brilliant". PRESENTING AWARDS - this is something I revel in as it is usually winners like me who receive awards yeah, so I have a lot in common with the winners and we usually hit it off big time. COMPERE - Ant & Dec have got nothing on me in fact Devina McCall said I would be brilliant. MEETING & GREETING - imaging me meeting your guests at the entrance to your chosen venue, perhaps I could dress in the EMU Costume just for that extra comedy value yeah. PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES - why not have your guest take away a memory of the day or night they met the Brent Meister General himself. I can get involved in many different scenarios and have appeared at WEDDINGS - SHOWS - PRODUCT LAUNCHES - EXHIBITIONS - ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - NEW OFFICE OPENINGS - HEN & STAG NIGHTS - ETC the list goes on and on and on. If you would like a quote, please go to the contact section of this site for the telephone number and ask for Dawn
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